Tuesday Funny

Posted by Nerdyy

Yes I get it - it's my job to spread mirth among the populace. Not trivia, but definitely the best hidden dirty joke on network TV ever! Can you figure it out (without saying duh!)?

From The Simpsons

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Gazpacho!

Posted by Nerdyy

OK so for a Saturday meal I decided to venture into the unknown(for me that is), A COLD SOUP! Well it is peak summer, tomatoes are ripening, cukes are bountiful, and the basil is quite delicious at this time.

So here we are: spoiler alert it turned out to be delicious. (DUH - all produce other than garlic was hand picked within 6 hours of preparation)

Recipe:

6-8 ripe Roma tomatoes
3 medium sized cucumbers
12 basil leaves
1 clove garlic
1 serrano pepper
Mint to garnish
1 tsp red wine vinegar or lemon juice
Salt as needed

In a pot, boil some water, and blanch the tomatoes for about 30 seconds and take them out - this is to easily remove the skin. Also blanch the garlic to soften and sweeten the taste. Once done, chop tomatoes and also chop cukes. In a blender or food processor add chopped tomatoes, cukes, basil, garlic, serrano, and blend till smoothish. Add salt and lemon juice/vinegar and blend again.

Serve with a chiffonade of mint(or something else) and a drizzle of olive oil on top. I only post picture of the final blend and leave it upto Van Gogh to be as artistic as necessary and add whatever topings as desired. One does not, after all, tell Van Gogh the direction of the art 😂


Have with some crusty bread or any other sides or salads!

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Fierce Feline Scowl

Posted by Nerdyy

"EXCUSE ME, DID YOU PAY THE TAX TO PASS THROUGH MY KINGDOM?"

... oh just an interesting cat I met on my way back from a couple of hours of heavy weeding and pruning work at the community garden.


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Always On My Mind - Kelly Clarkson

Posted by Nerdyy

Randomly and aimlessly browsing through my tv channels yesterday, I came across this - a great cover of one of my fave songs(at least the willie nelson version).

Seems like something I would hum as an ode to BC (before covid), yet the feels definitely persist through the last 5 months or so! Did I already say this was one of my favorite songs? LOL

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August Flora

Posted by Nerdyy

Hiya gorjus, the iconic bloom of summer



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Saladings Things

Posted by Nerdyy

OK it is peak summer aka August, so I felt this could be an inspiration for all kinds of salads. All produce is self grown and hand picked! (DUH)


Cukes, tomatoes (black cherry, green zebra, yellow pair n a Roma), green beans and serrano peppers. I feel like I'm doing a cooking game show, so yeah use these ingredients, add any proteins/tofu etc, add any cheese and additional veggies, add leaves if necessary, and create the most gorjus salads.

CHOP CHOP - get to it will ya, the salads wont fix themselves, and insta food porn wont post themselves!

CHALLENGE LAID DOWN!

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